I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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