Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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