I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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