Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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