You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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