where does the pee come out of this thing
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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