I want to have your abortion
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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