I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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