Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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