She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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