you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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