I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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