I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
someone owes me an orgasm
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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