gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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