Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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