doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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