Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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