Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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