why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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