Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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