it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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