You can't motorboat a personality
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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