Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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