coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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