I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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