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Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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