as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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