Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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