it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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