I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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