A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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