That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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