so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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