When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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