Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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