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i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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