Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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