yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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