Dual....:-)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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