Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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