just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I want you more than these girls want KFC
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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