okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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