Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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