He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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