About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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