No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Randomize