just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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