So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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