Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
where does the pee come out of this thing
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i came on her dog
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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