i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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