Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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