Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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