You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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