I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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