what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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